Where in the World is Biscuit Sandiego?

While we continue to search for everyone's favorite wordsmith, we'd like to share with you a few of the leads we've been following since his last post on TBEHBWF. Should you have any information, please don't hesitate to post!

February 19: Biscuit is thought to have been seen exchanging numbers with several of Tiger Woods' former flames at his public apology, proclaiming multiple times that he needs to make plans with each of them (thanks to Mike Hunt, reporter for the North Florida Sun-Times).

February 28: Buster Cherry, coach of the Russian women's curling team, told Vancouver officials that several team members including head screamer Ivana Tinkle were accosted after their final Olympics game at the team hotel by "a gentleman in a colorful poncho with a Gandolf beard and sombrero claiming to be 'The Tit Fiddler'." The culprit vanished before hotel security could locate him.

March 10: Sarasota Police Officer Sgt. Dick E. Ride told local reporters that a man matching the description of Biscuit was escorted from a preseason Baltimore Orioles game in Sarasota after approaching Orioles catcher Matt Wieters asking him to sign a body part he called his "Matt Wieters."

March 25: M.T. Pockets, an American delegate at the U.S./Russia arms meeting this week, believes Biscuit was the individual responsible for briefly interrupting negotiations between nations after jumping up on the center table, doing a "wrestling-like gesture" towards the other delegates, and demanding "someone sign the treaty." Sources do not know whether he was referring to the treaty being discussed by the two nations or other diplomatic matters not yet publicly disclosed.

We will keep you posted on further developments.