Yes he can!

Today we have something exciting for everyone here at The Dan Watch! That's right, our first guest post! From a man who needs no introduction ...

"Sometimes in life you need a spark to get things done. The man known as Biscuit has always used me, his ‘Peanutty Buddy’, as the inspiration for all he does. Because of this, I am pleading on behalf of all fans of The Dan Watch for a new update to Dan’s blog. The fact that The Dan Watch has consistently outdone The Blog Everyone Has Been Waiting For! is a humiliation. This is even more humiliating than Tim’s claim of being an adult despite his clear love of warthogs and other 13 year old video game nerds. This is why I am here on The Dan Watch, to throw down the gauntlet to Biscuit to regain his manhood and take back his rightful throne as ‘King of all Blogs’. He can’t let this lame blog that Tim created usurp the splendor of TBEHBWF!. Based on the sheer volume of comments alone, clearly TBEHBWF! is far more interesting and captivating than anything that goes on at TDW (my blog post excluded). Dan’s complacency has lasted long enough. It is my hope that hearing a voice of reason finally come out of TDW will inspire Biscuit to get back up on that pogo stick. Because trust me, I know what this world wants, and I never question my own judgment. If I can manage a short shout out from the city that never sleeps (you don’t know how long it took my Mom to light proof my room here), Dan should be able to post something about anything. So Dan, the ball is in your court, answer go and wager for it."


We couldn't have said it better had we tried.