Yes he can!

Today we have something exciting for everyone here at The Dan Watch! That's right, our first guest post! From a man who needs no introduction ...

"Sometimes in life you need a spark to get things done. The man known as Biscuit has always used me, his ‘Peanutty Buddy’, as the inspiration for all he does. Because of this, I am pleading on behalf of all fans of The Dan Watch for a new update to Dan’s blog. The fact that The Dan Watch has consistently outdone The Blog Everyone Has Been Waiting For! is a humiliation. This is even more humiliating than Tim’s claim of being an adult despite his clear love of warthogs and other 13 year old video game nerds. This is why I am here on The Dan Watch, to throw down the gauntlet to Biscuit to regain his manhood and take back his rightful throne as ‘King of all Blogs’. He can’t let this lame blog that Tim created usurp the splendor of TBEHBWF!. Based on the sheer volume of comments alone, clearly TBEHBWF! is far more interesting and captivating than anything that goes on at TDW (my blog post excluded). Dan’s complacency has lasted long enough. It is my hope that hearing a voice of reason finally come out of TDW will inspire Biscuit to get back up on that pogo stick. Because trust me, I know what this world wants, and I never question my own judgment. If I can manage a short shout out from the city that never sleeps (you don’t know how long it took my Mom to light proof my room here), Dan should be able to post something about anything. So Dan, the ball is in your court, answer go and wager for it."


We couldn't have said it better had we tried.

Day 29 ...

Happy Friday to everyone. We'll keep this short and sweet today since I'm sure everyone is busy checking and re-checking their brackets.

Helpful hint of the day:

Talk about recent sports news! Rangers coach fails a drug test for cocaine?! Brian Roberts' balky back threatens to keep him out for the beginning of the year?! An NFL meeting to discuss the fairness of the overtime rules for the playoffs?! The horrid officiating that cost Robert Morris(15) their upset over Villanova(2)?! The lambasting that the Fighting Lil' Poopies are going to suffer at the hands of the Blue Hens tonight?!

We'll see you on Monday, enjoy the Madness this weekend.

Day 28 ... third time's the charm!

March Madness is upon us, yet many of us would rather see a new post on TBEHBWF! rather than see our brackets win our pools! Ok, that's a lie, I think we'd all rather win, but a new post would be a close second.

With that in mind, here is today's helpful hint:


Discussing March Madness (bet you didn't see that coming, did ya?!)! Was the seeding atrocious or fair? Did VT deserve to make it in, or did they make their own bed? How does he decide who to pick in his brackets?

Day 27 ... helpful hint part deux!

Today's helpful hint for TBEHBWF! is:

Discussing the Anquan Boldin trade. Did the Ravens get a good deal? Did they get fleeced? Will Boldin be able to fill the #1 WR role that the Ravens desperately needed? Will he be able to stay healthy? Will he be happy in Baltimore? Will he, Mason, and Stallworth be able to coexist? How will Mason handle the move from being our #1 WR to #2? Will all three of them, coupled with Flacco, provide the best passing attack the Ravens have ever had?

Day 26 ... Helpful hint!

We here at The Dan Watch have come to the conclusion that Biscuit must be out of ideas of what to blog! Therefore, we're going to post one idea every day that we think is a) easy to blog about b) interesting to Biscuit, and c) interesting to his reader's. Yesterday we briefly mentioned Dan's experience down in Florida for Spring Training so we'll consider that the first hint this week.



Today's helpful hint is: Somebody at TBEHBWF! recently had a birthday. Perhaps a look back at all the noteworthy events of the past year, or a reflection on how his life has changed in the past year. At the very least, perhaps what he did for his birthday celebration (it's a celebration, bitches!)?!

Day 25 ... the return!

That's right folks, today we celebrate the triumphant return of Biscuit from Florida! I'm sure that we'll be seeing a new post any day now as he regales his readers with tales from down South about all his wonderfully exciting experiences.

Day 20 ... short hiatus

Given that Biscuit is off in Wonderland (or watching Spring Training, however you'd like to call it), we here at The Dan Watch will be taking a break to get our own affairs in order until he has come back. With no chance of a post, our existance is rather pointless.

Day 16 ...

As we come to the end of another (work) week without a post from TBEHBWF, I think it's important to reflect on other things we may have been forced to wait for in the past ... this way, we can remember that though waiting may be tough sometimes, it just makes the experience that much sweeter.

Here are some things I remember having a hard time waiting for:

• Christmas morning - falling asleep the night before was almost impossible, but my parents always told me, "If you don't go to sleep, Santa won't come!"
• My birthday, when I was younger - I remember climbing back into bed one year because I thought since it was my birthday that meant I didn't have to go to school. Much to my chagrin, my Mother didn't buy it (though I still take off of work on my Birthday to this day).
• Opening day - no baseball for months on end, all the positive stories coming out of Spring Training ... in middle school, they'd put the game on a TV in the hallway and let us watch for a few minutes during class.
• Nick to show up at wing night - it's tough, because he usually has to work late, and there's always the chance he'll get stuck at work and not be able to make it at all!
• Lil' Poopie to stop referencing that class he took - I'm actually still waiting for this ...

What are some things that you've had a hard time waiting for in the past?

Day 15 ... possibilities abound

While there are no obvious signs that a post may be imminent, something very important happened yesterday - the Orioles played their first Spring Training game of the year. There are already rumors circulating that the positive outcome yesterday, coupled with the rising optimism about a successful year for the Orioles, will provide Biscuit with the much-needed inspiration for his next post. Considering he is an avid baseball fan and even just last year went down to visit the Orioles during Spring Training, how could he not feel a desire to share his thoughts and opinions with us about this upcoming year?


So here's to hoping that the Orioles starting off the year on a positive note is quickly followed by the next post on TBEHBWF!

Day 14 ... no end in sight

Normally we'd be watching in anticipation from Day 1 along with all of you fanatics out there, but due to circumstances beyond our control (namely that The Dan Watch was just created yesterday) we, unfortunately, have to pick up in the middle of a long dry spell. Don't worry, we here at The Dan Watch will be by your side every step of the way. We'll laugh with you, cry with you, curse the name of Biscuit with you every morning when we check TBEHBWF and see no update ... and yet we'll keep the faith with you, too.


The Dan Watch will be accepting guest posts in the future if anyone has a great idea for TBEFBWF, or if they'd just like to share their stories of exhiliration or depression (pertaining to TBEHBWF, of course).

Introduction

Created by popular demand, our purpose here at The Dan Watch is simple - to provide daily updates on the actions and whereabouts of the elusive author of The Blog Everyone Has Been Waiting For! (TBEHBWF). Known aliases include: Biscuit, Quincy, and Tit Fiddler.

At its inception, TBEHBWF was highly anticipated and many adoring fans have spent countless hours checking and re-checking for new posts. Unfortunately, it seems as Biscuit may be pulling one over on his faithful readers as he continues to string them along with the promise that the "[wait] is now over." The Dan Watch will attempt to alleviate these concerns by keeping everyone abreast of Biscuit's most recent posts and trying to ascertain what he might do next.