I know it was you ... and I'm going to kill you!

We've heard a lot of interesting suppositions about who, exactly, is in charge of The Dan Watch.


Biscuit himself, famed author of The Blog Everyone Has Been Waiting For! and, apparently, aspiring new detective, has decided that The Dan Watch is run by none other than the infamous Lil' Poopie. At this point in time, The Dan Watch can neither confirm nor deny these rumors.

We are reminded, though, of the Elmo Escapades. Dan's sleuthing at the time was nothing short of extraordinary, culminating in the classic one-liner, "I know it was you, and I'm going to kill you!" This enraged accusation was directed toward Mort of the Jungle, who Dan believed was the mastermind behind the abduction and subsequent corruption of his beloved Elmo. As time passed, however, it soon became apparent that Mort was innocent - he wasn't the mastermind behind this dastardly deed. In fact, he wasn't even part of the group that pulled off the mad caper! Many were left bewildered and confused, wondering where Biscuit had gone wrong in his investigation of the matter.

Is this another case of an accusation gone awry? Or has Biscuit finally nailed his man? Is Lil' Poopie actually the main contributor* for The Dan Watch? Or is it someone else entirely? Compelling questions indeed.

*We'd like to take this opportunity to once again remind everyone that The Dan Watch does accept guest posts if anyone would like to submit something.